I never considered minecraft to be art until my brother made this..
THAT’S FUCKING MINECRAFT? MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK NO OMG NO THIS CAN’T BE YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.
pretty sure there’s a skin on there, to make it look more realistic in game. but yes, you can make shit like that in minecraft.
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HOMOSEXUALS THO. Lololol
oh this, this is good.
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn.
magnussen really just peed in sherlock’s fireplace.
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
the poem is by merrill glass and this is the source for the art!!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING CUTE AND HAPPY!!!!! UUUGGHHHH
I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.
You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.
After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.
I… I can’t believe this just happened to me.
Put this together in anticipation for Banned Books Week! All of these quotes are from actual challenges I found online.
SPEAK GLORIFIES PREMARITAL SEX DID YOU EVEN READ THE BOOK OH MY GOD I WILL PUNCH MY WAY THROUGH A MOUNTAIN
TO KILL A FUCKING MOCKINGBIRD ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!
"religious content" hmm. maybe we should ban the bible now too.
LACKS LITERARY MERIT?
I WILL MURDER YOU
Ah, but regular murder would be far too simple. May I suggest death by ten-thousand paper cuts?
Why is Catch-22 banned Catch-22 is amazing and everyone who disagrees can fight me.
I bet it’s because Milo’s schemes have people ideas about obtaining unlimited supplies of fresh eggs fried in butter. I bet that’s the reason.
these books are banned only in specific schools. which by the way don’t have bibles so learn your shit.
I’m never throwing a cigarette butt on the ground again. Holy shit.
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THROWING YOUR CIGARETTES ON THE GROUND ANYWAYS
omfg poor baby
I’m so glad this post exists. I took ecology in high school and apparently a lot of animals are attracted to the smell of cigarettes and they eat them whenever they can find them. Sometimes they’ll even wander onto roads at night if they smell one and they’ll get hit by cars doing so. And they can’t digest them. The cigarettes just sit in their stomachs until they run out of space and then they starve because they always feel full. I don’t understand why people can’t just put their cigarettes out and then toss them in the trash bin or keep them in an ashtray in their cars until they get home. Is it really that hard?
This makes me so sad.
Yay humans. -.-
not that i’m saying you should throw your cigarette butts on the ground, because its literring regardless and bad for the environment, but you all know that picture is an advertisement for anti-smoking campaigns, right? it was created in a studio, not taken in a lab or something.
moriarty’s voice tho. I can’t. it’s so fucking girly.