I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn.
magnussen really just peed in sherlock’s fireplace.
are the worst thing on the planet. I’ve never had them before. I’m 26. I don’t feel particularly different from before. but I can’t. I can’t life. I feel dizzy and nauseated and can’t eat can’t breathe heart constantly pounding so loud in my ears. my head hurts. my chest hurts. I twitch. I’m afraid to leave my house. my life is falling apart in front of my eyes. I’ve never been more miserable in my whole life.
do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty
I can’t imagine a single lawyer that would allow a celebrity on the jury because their whole case would become a media fiasco and everything would become political and a chance for that celebrity to make some big statement that would make the case about 1,000 times harder than it needed to be.
they still get called though. famous basketball player Lebron James got called the other day.
I’m never throwing a cigarette butt on the ground again. Holy shit.
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THROWING YOUR CIGARETTES ON THE GROUND ANYWAYS
omfg poor baby
I’m so glad this post exists. I took ecology in high school and apparently a lot of animals are attracted to the smell of cigarettes and they eat them whenever they can find them. Sometimes they’ll even wander onto roads at night if they smell one and they’ll get hit by cars doing so. And they can’t digest them. The cigarettes just sit in their stomachs until they run out of space and then they starve because they always feel full. I don’t understand why people can’t just put their cigarettes out and then toss them in the trash bin or keep them in an ashtray in their cars until they get home. Is it really that hard?
This makes me so sad.
Yay humans. -.-
not that i’m saying you should throw your cigarette butts on the ground, because its literring regardless and bad for the environment, but you all know that picture is an advertisement for anti-smoking campaigns, right? it was created in a studio, not taken in a lab or something.
moriarty’s voice tho. I can’t. it’s so fucking girly.
i’m doing it. i’m diving in to the first episode…
why is crowley a dick in everything he is in?